However, I was able to squeeze in 2 weekend-long trips to 2 different islands since my last post!
The first one was to Goto Island. A little island that lives just a 3-hour ferry ride away. I went with a small group of Yosakoi teamsters. On this weekend, Goto Island was having their big annual summer dance festival. They invited us to perform and we happily accepted.
The 3-hour ferry ride was pretty cool. One whole floor of the ship was just carpeted flooring and people just set up picnic and lounged on the carpet. For the first hour, I dazzled everyone with my "american" card tricks and games. Then they taught me some of their card games. That was cool... But then, I busted out my travel-version of Connect Four and whooowee -party time!
We got to Goto Island around 11. As soon as we got there, we were packed into a tiny bus and caravaned to a little house that had only one very big carpeted room, one small room (where the ladies changed into their costumes) and a bathroom. We stayed here for a little over an hour to relax, eat and drink [apparently, with my team, it's never too early to crack open a can of booze]
After relaxing way longer than we should've, we rushed to get ready and headed over to make our first performance for the festival. The festival area was tiny. I'd say it's only about half the size of tamarind park. But the food booths sold cheap food and booze so we were happy! We were scheduled to dance 3 times. I tell ya, it was incredibly hot out, hotter than I have ever experienced -EVER, and so naturally I drank a little more than I should have. The first 2 dances were only about an hour apart...but the last one was scheduled a couple hours later after sundown. So by the time we were up for our final performance, I was pretty toasted. Both from the sun and about 6 chu-his :\
10 minutes till show time, I started getting paranoid: "What if I forget what to do? Oh no! (I run thru the motions...) What comes after this move? Izzit this move? No no no - izzit this? Oh wait, that can't be right...Ohhhh No."
Then we were up. I was in the front row, trying my best to smile -genuinely. Scanning the crowd, I unfortunately locked my sights on the guy holding the video camera. Oh crap. I hate video cameras. What izzit about vid cams that make me feel uneasy? And then the stupid camera's tiny, all-seeing, never-blinking, wretched red eye turns on... and a split second later, our music starts.
...go go go!...
Narukos flailing, legs kicking, fans twirling, the whole thing was a blur...and then, it was over. We graciously bowed, and the audience applauds. *whew*
I'm pretty sure that whatever I did up there looked REALLY messy, but I survived it! More importantly, I learned a very valuable lesson about booze control.
The festival ended shortly after. They closed it with a "charming" fireworks show (and by charming, I mean ONE poof at a time.) After that we walked to the nearest grocery store to grab more food and booze (which I did NOT partake of) then relocated to a creepy old japanese house to spend the night. That japanese house was really something! The room we stayed in was really musty, with worn-in tatami floors and discolored shoji doors. The fold-out tables there reminded me of the ones I saw my grandparents use in front of the t.v. when I was little. Oh, and the t.v. changed channels on it's own! CrEeEePy! :O
The next day we headed to the beach. I however, did not pack a swimsuit. I suppose in all the excitement, no one remembered to tell the American to bring one! Waah :(
But that's okay, pajamas will work -That felt weird tho. But it was pretty worth it! Even

tho the beach was pretty crowded, the place was beautiful! And the water was SUPER clear. Even in waist-deep water, I was able to clearly spot little schools of fish darting by and a little starfish resting on the sandy bottom :)
After swimming, we had a awesome BBQ. There was so much food! But since we had the bbq out in the open with no shade, we got burnt up something awful! We realized how bad our burns really were when during the ferry ride back, everyone tried to nap on the carpeted floor but were all too sore to lie down!
Iki Island was the 2nd Island I visited. This time Daniel came with -along with a tour group of 30 base folks. Thankfully the families that came had very well behaved kids -so no screaming and fighting during bus and ferry rides! yay!
This tour revolved around Nishiki beach: a beautiful little beach about the size of Makapuu -maybe smaller. As soon as we got there we were in the water. The waters were as clean at Goto Island's beach! But better yet, it wasn't crowded at all so it almost felt like you were at a special exclusive place.
There was one food joint there: Cafe Hawaii. hehe. They even had Spam musubis and Loco Moco! We HAD to try those. The Spam musubi was a big ball of rice with a thin spam on the top with a little strip of nori around it. Much to our surprise, when Daniel first bit into it, there was also a pretty sizable strip of takuan hiding under the spam. It was actually pretty tasty! We might have to do that next time we make 'em!
The Loco Moco was good but strange. Much like the real thing, it had rice, egg and a hamburger patty... But it also had red pickled daikon, lettuce and instead of gravy: tonkatsu sauce? Whaaaa? I gotta admit, it tasted pretty good..but Loco Moco it was not!

The sun was BLAZING out and we kicked ourselves for forgetting to pack the sun block. We got really burnt up. Daniel moreso than me. When it was time to leave Daniel had transformed into a boiled lobster and I looked like I had a make out session with strawberry jello (only my face was red. hotness.) [Note: the beach shot u see here is of the following day -it was overcast.]
As soon as we hit the hotel we got ready to go out and explore the town. More importantly, to get something to eat and find a nice little bar to chill out afterwards. Less than half a block from our hotel we saw something amazing. At this very moment, we both knew we HAD TO go back to the hotel and get the camera.
We went back, grabbed the camera and quickly shuffled our feet to get back to our crazy discovery...There it was, a shrine housing a giant, 8ft tall weenie -carved out of wood (with great attention to detail) and var

nished for extra glamour!

Looking inside, you get to pray to a small room full of various "accoutrements" and a giant one-eyed monster taking aim at you from the upper right corner of the room! Oh my!
We both assumed this was somekind of fertility shrine and left it at that. As we left, we spotted a bright and happy bar sign that read:

Girls Bar BITCH. What the heck IS this place?!
Thoroughly amused, we took some pictures and were off to find a place to eat.

Everywhere u looked, there were signs for Uni (sea urchin). We guessed it was in season, or that Iki Island was popular for it. We've tried uni before and it tasted absolutely awful...like how paint would taste. So with no interest in eating paint, we passed on all the restaurants with the big signs promoting uni. After walking for about 10 minutes, and seeing so many uni signs, we had to wonder: Why would anything that awful tasting be that popular?
Daniel recalled a co-worker telling him that he had to try the fresh stuff. He said that if we got it fresh from a specialized place (like Iki Island) it was guaranteed to be totally different from any we have tried here in Sasebo. With that thought, we started to get curious. We ended up at the sushi restaurant, Torou, as recommended by the hotel concierge. It was a cute little family-run place. The papa was the sushi chef. He was a cool, no fuss kind of guy. He basically said "So whattaya want? ...you look like you're not sure,..mori awase is what you want, it has a variety of sashimi....1000yen, mori awase, yes?" I liked his style. Immediately I felt like he was a distant relative. We accepted his offer and he got right to it...the Mori Awase was FANTASTIC.
And then we saw the little sign for uni posted on the wall behind him. We looked at eachother and decided, "yes, let's try it." We ordered a small portion -just to try. It had a reasonable price tag onnit too: 1000yen for a small plate. It was about 1/3 cup of uni. There it sat infront of us. These little golden yellow slug-shaped things. Loading our chopsticks with a big one, I watched Daniel eat it first. "Oh, hey, it's pretty good," he said.
I popped one on my mouth... NO WAY,...it WAS good! It had a light, salty-sweet miso-like flavor. Wow. We cleaned it up within seconds :)
After having our fill of sushi, uni, beer (for him) and chu-his (for me), we thanked the family, payed our tab and were off to the next spot -Girls Bar BITCH.
On the way there, we made a quick stop to the 24hr omiyage shop. We came away with Hello Kitty brand, uni-flavored crackers and a couple of penis & va-j-j lollipops. Our friends, who kindly offered to watch the fuzzy kids are sure to love them!
I wondered if this place was exclusively for girls....or fellas... but when we went in, 4 cheerful 20-something year old girls greeted us in. I asked if it was okay that Daniel came in -they said "Hai hai!" Then I asked if it was okay if I came in and they said "Hai Mochiron!" (of course)
Despite the misleading bar name, this place was pretty classy! Small, but really well designed and CLEAN. On one side, a big flat screen t.v. playing popular american hip hop music vids and two large ta

nks: one with a giant arowana, the other with a mini python! The other side had a brand new dart boart game. The tables had these cute little glass vases with what looked like decorative twigs in them. One of the hostesses came up to me and tells me that I can eat the them. She grabs a twig and starts nibbling onnit. Whaaaat!? This girl is crazy. Laughing at my reaction, she kindly explains to me that this is a special snack the owner makes: Deep-fried spaghetti noodles. I pick one out and try it -YUM! And so, for the rest of the time there, I am chomping on these twigs, drinking umeshu and beating Daniel at darts -awww yeah!
After our time is up at GBB (it was a pay by hour: all-you-can-drink place)... we were in the mood for karaoke. The GBB girls said that there was only ONE karaoke place to go: USA Karaoke....What's with this town? It was just a couple of store fronts down so we decided to check it out. All they had were old, run down private karaoke rooms. We were lookin' more for a bar scene so we passed on USA K and popped into the cute little cafe next door: Cafe Marimo.
The lady running Cafe Marimo looked about my mom's age. She was so sweet. She recommended some fresh cake. I got a melon shortcake and Daniel got a chocolate roll cake. Both were light and lovely. Daniel even said that this might be a new thing for him: Having cake after drinks. As we enjoyed our cake, we started discussing how these places stay in business. Everywhere we went had little or no customers. I mean, this was a Saturday night! Where was everyone?! The only other customers at Cafe Marimo was a table of 5 mamasans gabbin' away. Moreso, it looked like they were friends of the owner. I mean, with such few customers, how do they pay the girls who work at GBB? ...Let alone the electricity to run the place! We were baffled. And with that, we decided to call it a night.

The next day we visited Monkey Rock. It's basically a giant rock

on the edge of the island that's shaped like a gorilla. When our bus pulled up to the view point, we were all pretty darn amazed and how much it really DID look like a gorilla! It was a cool experience. The whole area around this rock was so peaceful and natural...like one of those Hayao Miyazaki landscape scenes.

After taking a bunch of pictures, we hopped back on the bus and spent the last hours of our mini-vacay back at the beach.
That's it for now guys! Happy Summer!